Most people fake it. You don’t.

“Got stopped twice in one day because of this shirt. People either love it or look confused. Both are great.”

“I bought one as a joke and now I wear it way too often. It just fits my personality a little too well.”

“Didn’t expect the quality to actually be this good. Thought it was just for the design, but yeah… I’m impressed.”

“My friends said this is the most ‘me’ thing I’ve ever worn. Not sure how to feel about that.”

“Finally something that isn’t trying too hard. It’s weird in the right way.”