Don’t Be A Salty Bitch Otter Unisex Hoodie
For the friend who keeps it brutally honest. Funny, bold, and slightly offensive in the best way. Wear it as a warning label. Instant conversation starter.
Funny, relatable, and impossible for people not to comment on.
Fabric and Care
Crafted using premium-quality apparel blanks selected for comfort, durability, and all-day wearability.
Exact fabric composition may vary slightly by product style and color, but every item is chosen to deliver a soft feel, reliable fit, and long-lasting print quality.
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Wash with similar colors
- Use mild detergent only
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly on printed design
- Do not dry clean
Proper care helps preserve print vibrancy and garment quality over time.
Specifications
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Shipping and Returns
Shipping
Made to order.
Processing takes 2–5 business days.
Delivery times:
- USA: 3–7 business days
- International: 7–15 business days
Tracking is provided once shipped.
Items may arrive separately.
Returns & Exchanges
All sales are final.
Each item is made just for you, so we don’t accept returns or exchanges.
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 7 days and we’ll fix it.
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |






